Neon Gods: A Book Review

Well hello, beautiful people! I bring you a review today! If you haven’t guessed by the title, I am going over my thoughts and feelings of Neon Gods by Katee Robert.

Society darling Persephone Dimitriou plans to flee the ultra-modern city of Olympus and start over far from the backstabbing politics of the Thirteen Houses. But all that’s ripped away when her mother ambushes her with an engagement to Zeus, the dangerous power behind their glittering city’s dark facade.

With no options left, Persephone flees to the forbidden undercity and makes a devil’s bargain with a man she once believed a myth…a man who awakens her to a world she never knew existed.

Hades has spent his life in the shadows, and he has no intention of stepping into the light. But when he finds that Persephone can offer a little slice of the revenge he’s spent years craving, it’s all the excuse he needs to help her—for a price. Yet every breathless night spent tangled together has given Hades a taste for Persephone, and he’ll go to war with Olympus itself to keep her close…

It seems like everyone is redoing the myth of Hades and Persephone these days. There are a plethora of options out there to choose from. Neon Gods is the second of these retellings I have read. I kind of want to read more, if they are all this well written that is.

Neon Gods is not the kind of book that I usually read. It’s a spicy romance book. Given that it’s my second book of the spicy variety that I have read this month, maybe it is. What I liked about this particular book was the actual plot. See, I like my romance stories to have good plots. This one has a good plot.

Persephone finds herself suddenly and unexpectedly engaged to Zeus, a man who has had three previous wives (or Heras) who have all died. Zeus also happens to be the head of the Thirteen Houses. This all leads Persephone to essantially run for her freedom to the River Styx. When she crosses it, she knows she will be safe from Zeus and the rest of the Thirteen. But who should rescue her but the mysterious, and heretofore thought gone, Hades? Once she is rescued, she and Hades come up with a plan to further thwart Zeus and his machinations. Of course, it involves spicy times. Public spicy times. So trigger warning for that.

I enjoyed how these familiar characters were portrayed. Zeus, often mentioned and rarely seen, proved an ominous presence in our protagonists lives. Persephone’s mother Demeter is painted, not as a doting mother missing her daughter, but as calculating, manipulative, and perfectly willing to set her daughter up to further her quest for power. Hades is gruff, but also kind and caring. Persephone isn’t all that she seems. She paints a picture of ditzy socialite, but is actually very cunning. I found myself liking her alot.

I loved the world building, for all that it’s just a world like ours. I liked how Olympus wasn’t a towering mountain but instead a formidable tower in the heart of a city. The undercity is equally as vibrant, and I loved seeing it through Persephone’s eyes.

If your wanting me to review the spicy stuff, um…it was good? I don’t know. How does one review spicy scenes without it seeming weird. It seems weird.

That being said, I really did enjoy this book. I had a good time reading it and found myself fully immersed in the story. And I may have already bought the sequel. All in all, four stars!

WWW Wednesday: February 16, 2022

It’s WWW Wednesday! It’s the day when we answer the three W’s: What are you currently reading? What did you recently finish reading? What do you think you’ll read next? It’s hosted by Sam at Taking on a World of Words but was previously hosted by MizB at A Daily Rhythm.

Hello beautiful people! It’s the middle of the week! Huzzah! I don’t know why I’m excited about this, but I am. So we shall just go with that. I still have a whole lot of stuff I would like to accomplish this week. Has anyone seen Moonfall yet? It looks like a fantastic mess. I want to see that before the week is out!

But because it’s Wednesday it means it’s WWW Wednesday!

What are you currently reading?

The Soulmate Equation by Christina Lauren

I started the audiobook for this yesterday. I was pleasantly surprised to see that it is narrated by Broadway’s Patti Murin! And she’s going a good job with this book! I’m only a few chapters in though, so I’m still withholding judgment.

Mickey7 by Edward Ashton

I started this book a few days ago and I’m slowly making my way through it. It reminds me a lot of The Martian in the style of writing. I should have a review up for it in a couple of days.

What did you recently finish reading?

Loyalty in Death by J.D. Robb

I finished this one last night. This particular entry has one of my favorite endings in the series. No, I won’t spoil it. I mean, for the ninth book in the series, it should have a really good ending eventually.

Witness in Death by J.D. Robb

The tenth book in the In Death series is next up. I don’t even remember what this one is about. I’m going to guess a crime of some kind takes place, probably murder, and our protagonist has to solve it with the help of her crime-fighting team. Just a hunch.

What are you planning on reading next?

TTT: Books Too Good To Review Properly

It’s Top Ten Tuesday! Top Ten Tuesday is hosted by That Artsy Reader Girl and was originally created by The Broke and the Bookish.

Hello beautiful people! And how are you today? Me, I have about two books that I want to read right now, and I can’t concentrate on either of them. Tomorrow’s WWW Wednesday is going to be interesting. That’s all I’m saying.

But today is all about Top Ten Tuesday! This week it’s all about books that are too good to review. I’m going to try and keep this list to books I haven’t actually reviewed, that’s going to be fun.

Let’s Pretend This Never Happened by Jenny Lawson

I had been a fan of Jenny Lawsons for years when this book came out. I didn’t have a book blog at the time and wasn’t writing reviews on Goodreads, but I was telling everyone and their mother about this book. Even if they wouldn’t listen. You could say I was persistent.

Hyperbole and a Half by Allie Brosh

Allie Brosh wrote (drew? designed?) a book that spoke to my mental health-ridden soul. I don’t talk about it very often on here, and I should, as this graphic novel is perfection. She tackles the topic of depression so well. This also happens to be so funny to read.

Recursion by Blake Crouch

This mind-bending book about memories was wonderfully complex and twisty and weird. I loved every minute of it. It’s also a bit mysterious, which I also loved!

A Psalm for the Wild Built by Becky Chambers

This is a gentle story about a robot and a non-binary tea monk. The robot, Mosscap, emerges from the forest to ask Dex, the tea monk, what is it humans need? Of course, this is not a question with a straightforward answer. It was so very good.

The Empress of Salt and Fortune by Nghi Vo

The story of a traveling cleric, Chih, and their recording of the story of the Empress who had previously been imprisoned in the fortress. This is such a great novella (it’s only 124 pages!) and a lot of story is pressed inside this tiny tome.

Snug by Catan Chetwynd

An adorable collection of comics from internet sensation Catana Comics. These heartwarming pages are filled with mini-stories about life with your, well, bestie. I can relate to a lot of these.

Cursed by Thomas Wheeler, art by Frank Miller

A King Arthur retelling from Morgan LeFay’s point of view. And not at all a traditional retelling either. I enjoyed this refreshing and dark take on the classic story. I was not crazy about the Netflix adaptation, though.

This Place: 150 Years Retold by Various

This poignant collection of well-drawn stories is equal parts fascinating and heart-wrenching. The beginning of each chapter is headed up with facts of the indigenous experience in Canada. Some of the stories and facts brought me to tears. It’s absolutely worth the read.

The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring by JRR Tolkien

Does this book need any explanation? I mean it’s perfection. Kind of. Not really. But the nostalgia is real, and that’s why it’s always going to be a top-tier book for me.

Exiles: The Ruins of Ambrai by Melanie Rawn

This trilogy stopped at two books. We may never have the ending of it. But this first book was perfection. The story of three sisters torn apart by politics and magic, I ate it up when I first read this 25 years ago. Even though it may never be finished, I still highly recommend it.

What books would you have a hard time reviewing because they are just that good?

New Releases: February 2022

Well hello, beautiful people! Happy Valentine’s Day! I hope you are spending the day with someone you love, whether it be a friend, a family member, a significant other, a pet, or yourself! The Hubs and I don’t celebrate Valentine’s Day, as it’s so close to our anniversary. Also, I don’t like cut flowers, so there’s that.

I took the weekend off to relax and spend some time with the aforementioned Hubs. Twas fun, but it also means this post is going up later in the day. So I hope you enjoy this post that is all about this month’s New Releases!

February 1st

Library of the Sapphire Wind by Jane Lindskold

Instead of mentors, they got monsters . . . That’s what Xerak, Vereez, and Grunwold think when three strange creatures shimmer into being within the circle of Hettua Shrine. Their conclusion is reasonable enough. After all, they’ve never seen humans before. As for Margaret Blake, Peg Gallegos, and Tessa Brown—more usually known as Meg, Peg, and Teg—they’re equally astonished but, oddly enough, better prepared. Then there is the mysterious verse that Teg speaks as they arrive, words that seem to indicate that the Shrine must have been at least partially responding to the request made of it.

Despite doubts on all sides, the three unlikely mentors join forces with the three young “inquisitors” and venture out into the world Peg dubs “Over Where.” First they must find the Library of the Sapphire Wind, destroyed years before. Will they find answers there, or is this only the first stage in their search?

Temple of No God by H.M. Long

After a brutal war between the gods, Hessa – High Priestess of the Eangen – has brokered a fragile alliance between warring tribes and bought peace to her home.
 
But a new threat is growing in the remnants of the once-great Arpa Empire. Three factions are vying to take the throne, the vast well of raw magical power only accessible to the Emperor. Hessa knows she cannot let this chance pass by – she must intervene, to protect her peoples’ hard-won future.
 
With the peace she has sacrificed so much for at stake, Hessa must lead an army of Algatt and Eangen warriors into the heart of enemy territory. But warring Arpa factions are not the only danger – a sinister new cult is on the rise, one that sucks the life from everything it touches. 
 
With enemies on every side and the fragile peace beginning to waver, Hessa must decide who to place on the throne – no matter what it may cost her.

February 8th

Dead Silence by S.A. Barnes

Claire Kovalik is days away from being unemployed―made obsolete―when her beacon repair crew picks up a strange distress signal. With nothing to lose and no desire to return to Earth, Claire and her team decide to investigate.

What they find is shocking: the Aurora, a famous luxury spaceliner that vanished on its maiden tour of the solar system more than twenty years ago. A salvage claim like this could set Claire and her crew up for life. But a quick search of the ship reveals something isn’t right.

Whispers in the dark. Flickers of movement. Messages scrawled in blood. Claire must fight to hold on to her sanity and find out what really happened on the Aurora before she and her crew meet the same ghastly fate.

Echo by Thomas Olde Heuvelt

Travel journalist and mountaineer Nick Grevers awakes from a coma to find that his climbing buddy, Augustin, is missing and presumed dead. Nick’s own injuries are as extensive as they are horrifying. His face wrapped in bandages and unable to speak, Nick claims amnesia―but he remembers everything.

He remembers how he and Augustin were mysteriously drawn to the Maudit, a remote and scarcely documented peak in the Swiss Alps.

He remembers how the slopes of Maudit were eerily quiet, and how, when they entered its valley, they got the ominous sense that they were not alone.

He remembers: something was waiting for them…

But it isn’t just the memory of the accident that haunts Nick. Something has awakened inside of him, something that endangers the lives of everyone around him…

It’s one thing to lose your life. It’s another to lose your soul.

Out of Due Season (The First Transit) by Benjamin X. Wretlind

On a June afternoon, a body is discovered floating in a remote lake in northwestern Washington. When a recovery team attempts to retrieve it, they make a shocking discovery: 311 other bodies lie under the water, all members of a previously unknown religious cult. However, what appears to be a tragedy of immense proportions is only the beginning.

When a few relatives and friends of the victims discover inconsistencies in the stories, a small group bands together to learn the truth. As government agencies apply pressure for reasons unknown and civil unrest in the country makes communication and movement difficult, this tiny yet determined team unravels what may be the greatest event in recent—if not all—human history.Something epic is about to happen in that remote lake, and as Father Elijah Jonas tries to convince his followers to abandon the purgatory that is Earth and travel on faith to a new world, competing sides with divergent interests inch ever closer to the truth. The First Transit is for those who follow the rules, while disaster awaits everyone else.

Abandoned in Death by J.D. Robb

The woman’s body was found in the early morning, on a bench in a New York City playground. She was clean, her hair neatly arranged, her makeup carefully applied. But other things were very wrong―like the tattoo and piercings, clearly new. The clothes, decades out of date. The fatal wound hidden beneath a ribbon around her neck. And the note: Bad Mommy, written in crayon as if by a child.

Eve Dallas turns to the department’s top profiler, who confirms what seems obvious to Eve: They’re dealing with a killer whose childhood involved some sort of trauma―a situation Eve is all too familiar with herself. Yet the clues suggest a perpetrator who’d be roughly sixty years old, and there are no records of old crimes with a similar MO. What was the trigger that apparently reopened such an old wound and sent someone over the edge?

When Eve discovers that other young women―who physically resemble the first victim―have vanished, the clock starts ticking louder. But to solve this case she will need to find her way into a hidden place of dim light and concrete, into the distant past, and into the cold depths of a shattered mind.

Rise of the Mages by Scott Drakeford

Emrael Ire wants nothing more than to test to be a weapons master. His final exam will be a bloody insurrection, staged by corrupt nobles and priests, that enslaves his brother.

With the aid of his War Master tutor, herself an undercover mage, Emrael discovers his own latent and powerful talents.

To rescue his brother, Emrael must embrace not only his abilities as a warrior but also his place as last of the ancient Mage Kings—for the Fallen God has returned.

And he is hungry.

Bluebird by Ciel Pierlot

Three factions vie for control of the galaxy. Rig, a gunslinging, thieving, rebel with a cause, doesn’t give a damn about them and she hasn’t looked back since abandoning her faction three years ago. 
 
That is, until her former faction sends her a message: return what she stole from them, or they’ll kill her twin sister.
 
Rig embarks on a journey across the galaxy to save her sister – but for once she’s not alone. She has help from her network of resistance contacts, her taser-wielding librarian girlfriend, and a mysterious bounty hunter.
 
If Rig fails and her former faction finds what she stole from them, trillions of lives will be lost–including her sister’s. But if she succeeds, she might just pull the whole damn faction system down around their ears. Either way, she’s going to do it with panache and pizzazz.

February 15th

House of Sky and Breath by Sarah J. Mass

Bryce Quinlan and Hunt Athalar are trying to get back to normal―they may have saved Crescent City, but with so much upheaval in their lives lately, they mostly want a chance to relax. Slow down. Figure out what the future holds.

The Asteri have kept their word so far, leaving Bryce and Hunt alone. But with the rebels chipping away at the Asteri’s power, the threat the rulers pose is growing. As Bryce, Hunt, and their friends get pulled into the rebels’ plans, the choice becomes clear: stay silent while others are oppressed, or fight for what’s right. And they’ve never been very good at staying silent.

Moon Witch, Spider King by Marlon James

In Black Leopard, Red Wolf, Sogolon the Moon Witch proved a worthy adversary to Tracker as they clashed across a mythical African landscape in search of a mysterious boy who disappeared. In Moon Witch, Spider King, Sogolon takes center stage and gives her own account of what happened to the boy, and how she plotted and fought, triumphed and failed as she looked for him. It’s also the story of a century-long feud—seen through the eyes of a 177-year-old witch—that Sogolon had with the Aesi, chancellor to the king. It is said that Aesi works so closely with the king that together they are like the eight limbs of one spider. Aesi’s power is considerable—and deadly. It takes brains and courage to challenge him, which Sogolon does for reasons of her own.

Both a brilliant narrative device—seeing the story told in Black Leopard, Red Wolf from the perspective of an adversary and a woman—as well as a fascinating battle between different versions of empire, Moon Witch, Spider King delves into Sogolon’s world as she fights to tell her own story. Part adventure tale, part chronicle of an indomitable woman who bows to no man, it is a fascinating novel that explores power, personality, and the places where they overlap.

Age of Ash by Daniel Abraham

Kithamar is a center of trade and wealth, an ancient city with a long, bloody history where countless thousands live and their stories unfold.

This is Alys’s.

When her brother is murdered, a petty thief from the slums of Longhill sets out to discover who killed him and why. But the more she discovers about him, the more she learns about herself, and the truths she finds are more dangerous than knives.

Swept up in an intrigue as deep as the roots of Kithamar, where the secrets of the lowest born can sometimes topple thrones, the story Alys chooses will have the power to change everything.

Silhoutte and the Shadow by Delany Andrews

21-year-old Melbourne Alloway is desperate to escape her controlling and abusive father. When she’s contacted by a relative she didn’t know she had, Mel leaps at the chance to escape and start fresh in a new city.

But Mel’s hope for a quiet life is shattered when she uncovers her chaotic Uncle Bane’s greatest secret—he’s the Shadow, Crown City’s most loved and hated vigilante… And their family’s incredible powers are genetic.

On top of sudden super strength and enhanced senses, Mel has to balance college coursework, making sense of her family’s twisted Extrahuman history, and flirtations with the disdainful mayor’s handsome son.

As Mel embraces her newfound family and steps into her role as a vigilante, she realizes that the life she thought she wanted isn’t enough, and the one she does want is incredibly dangerous, especially with a terrifying threat emerging against her new home.

Where I Can’t Follow by Ashley Blooms

Maren Walker told herself she wouldn’t need to sell pills for long, that it was only means to an end. But that end seems to be stretching as far away as the other side of Blackdamp County, Kentucky. There’s always another bill for Granny’s doctor, another problem with the car, another reason she’s getting nowhere.

She dreams of walking through her little door to leave it all behind. The doors have appeared to the people in her mountain town for as long as anyone can remember, though no one knows where they lead. All anyone knows is that if you go, you’ll never come back.

Maren’s mother left through her door when Maren was nine, and her shadow has followed Maren ever since. When she faces the possibility of escaping her struggles for good, Maren must choose just what kind of future she wants to build.

The Great Witch of Brittany by Louisa Morgan

Brittany, 1762

There hasn’t been a witch born in the Orchière clan for generations. According to the elders, that line is dead, leaving the clan vulnerable to the whims of superstitious villagers and the prejudices of fearmongering bishops.

Ursule Orchière has been raised on stories of the great witches of the past. But the only magic she knows is the false spells her mother weaves over the gullible women who visit their fortune-telling caravan. Everything changes when Ursule comes of age and a spark of power flares to life. Thrilled to be chosen, she has no idea how magic will twist and shape her future.

Guided by an ancient grimoire and the whispers of her ancestors, Ursule is destined to walk the same path as the great witches of old. But first, the Orchière magical lineage must survive. And danger hovers over her, whether it’s the bloodlust of the mob or the flames of the pyre.

The Thousand Eyes by A.K Larkwood

Just when they thought they were out…

Two years after defying the wizard Belthandros Sethennai and escaping into the great unknown, Csorwe and Shuthmili have made a new life for themselves, hunting for secrets among the ruins of an ancient snake empire.

Along for the ride is Tal Charossa, determined to leave the humiliation and heartbreak of his hometown far behind him, even if it means enduring the company of his old rival and her insufferable girlfriend.

All three of them would be quite happy never to see Sethennai again. But when a routine expedition goes off the rails and a terrifying imperial relic awakens, they find that a common enemy may be all it takes to bring them back into his orbit.

A River Enchanted by Rebecca Ross

Jack Tamerlaine hasn’t stepped foot on Cadence in ten long years, content to study music at the mainland university. But when young girls start disappearing from the isle, Jack is summoned home to help find them. Enchantments run deep on Cadence: gossip is carried by the wind, plaid shawls can be as strong as armor, and the smallest cut of a knife can instill fathomless fear. The capricious spirits that rule the isle by fire, water, earth, and wind find mirth in the lives of the humans who call the land home. Adaira, heiress of the east and Jack’s childhood enemy, knows the spirits only answer to a bard’s music, and she hopes Jack can draw them forth by song, enticing them to return the missing girls.

As Jack and Adaira reluctantly work together, they find they make better allies than rivals as their partnership turns into something more. But with each passing song, it becomes apparent the trouble with the spirits is far more sinister than they first expected, and an older, darker secret about Cadence lurks beneath the surface, threatening to undo them all.

Mickey7 by Edward Ashton

Dying isn’t any fun…but at least it’s a living.

Mickey7 is an Expendable: a disposable employee on a human expedition sent to colonize the ice world Niflheim. Whenever there’s a mission that’s too dangerous―even suicidal―the crew turns to Mickey. After one iteration dies, a new body is regenerated with most of his memories intact. After six deaths, Mickey7 understands the terms of his deal…and why it was the only colonial position unfilled when he took it.

On a fairly routine scouting mission, Mickey7 goes missing and is presumed dead. By the time he returns to the colony base, surprisingly helped back by native life, Mickey7’s fate has been sealed. There’s a new clone, Mickey8, reporting for Expendable duties. The idea of duplicate Expendables is universally loathed, and if caught, they will likely be thrown into the recycler for protein.

Mickey7 must keep his double a secret from the rest of the colony. Meanwhile, life on Niflheim is getting worse. The atmosphere is unsuitable for humans, food is in short supply, and terraforming is going poorly. The native species are growing curious about their new neighbors, and that curiosity has Commander Marshall very afraid. Ultimately, the survival of both lifeforms will come down to Mickey7.

That is, if he can just keep from dying for good.

February 22nd

Sword and Shadow by Michelle Sagara

In the city of Elantra, the law is upheld by a few groups, and the most feared are the Wolves—the Emperor’s executioners. The newest member of this elite force is Severn Handred.

Granted a leave of absence to pursue information about his unknown past, Severn joins a mission to an enclave well outside the boundaries of the Empire. And he will be in danger the entire time. Still, the instincts that led him to the Wolves and the sense of duty that keeps him there can’t be discarded as easily as the tabard he wears.

While he’s in the heart of the West March, enmeshed in a tangled web of mysteries that have been held for centuries, Severn’s belief in justice is going to be tested. It’s one mortal man and his single ally against a community of immortals who will kill to keep their secrets. But they don’t know who they’re up against.

The Justice of Kings by Richard Swan

The Empire of the Wolf simmers with unrest. Rebels, heretics, and powerful patricians all challenge the power of the Imperial throne. 

Only the Order of Justices stands in the way of chaos. Sir Konrad Vonvalt is the most feared Justice of all, upholding the law by way of his sharp mind, arcane powers, and skill as a swordsman. At his side stands Helena Sedanka, his talented protégé, orphaned by the wars that forged the Empire. 

When the pair investigates the murder of a provincial aristocrat, they unearth a conspiracy that stretches to the very top of Imperial society. As the stakes rise and become ever more personal, Vonvalt and Helena must make a choice: Will they abandon the laws they’ve sworn to uphold, in order to protect the Empire?

And there you have it. A list of all the books I could find that are releasing in February. Naturally, these release dates are subject to change at any time, but as of publication (2/14/2022), these are the dates.

I always have fun scouring the internet looking for these new releases. In fact, I created a spreadsheet for it this year. Of course, that started because of a Top Ten Tuesday post, but I decided to refine and keep using the spreadsheet. I’m turning into one of those people.

Which of these new releases are you looking forward to?

Weekly Round-Up: Week of February 12, 2022

Well hello! And how was your week? Mine was good, if not a little bit chaotic. I got a new car a month ago, and it’s been interesting figuring out how some of the programs and features work. I spent all day a few days ago trying to figure out how to make my multitude of playlists work with android auto. Twas…interesting.

But on to the wrap-up!

What I Read This Week

I finished another three of the In Death series books. I started Neon Gods by Katee Robert (it’s good!) and got very close to finishing it last night, but alas, the need to sleep won out. I should have that finished today! Huzzah!

Instagram Posts

Y’all, I posted this before I finished the book. I’m not saying I have a problem, but I might have a problem.

Blog Posts

Monday saw the arrival of January’s book haul where I pledged to do better this month. Spoiler alert, I’m not.

Tuesday was my very first Top 5 Tuesday post. I really enjoyed doing it, so I don’t think it will be the last!

Wednesday brought with it WWW Wednesday. I always put in there what I plan on reading next, but it never actually happens!

Thursday was my Romantic TBR for February. I thought I picked some good books this month.

Friday happened to be the day of First Lines Friday. I’m really hoping I get to the book selected this year.

In Other News

This week the Hubs and I celebrated our 8th anniversary! We don’t usually exchange gifts, but this year was the exception. An idea that was had in the car on the way to dinner. We plan very well.

But the Hubs got me this Lego set:

I have coveted this set for a while. And it fits in perfectly in my front room with all my plants and books. And in case you are wondering, he too got Legos. We like Legos in this house. By the way, if you want this Lego set it is on backorder on the Lego website.

How did your week go?

First Lines Friday: February 11, 2022

First Lines Fridays is a weekly feature for book lovers hosted by Wandering Words. What if instead of judging a book by its cover, its author, or its prestige, we judged it by its opening lines?

  • Pick a book off your shelf (it could be your current read or on your TBR) and open to the first page
  • Copy the first few lines, but don’t give anything else about the book away just yet – you need to hook the reader first
  • Finally… reveal the book!

Well hello! And how are you doing today? Me, I woke up with a migraine. I’m going to be gentle with myself today and take it easy. I don’t have as many migraines as I used to, thanks to medication, but yes, it used to be much worse. Thank you Doc!

But today’s First Lines Friday ticks a ton of boxes for me. Which is why it’s so surprising that I haven’t read it yet. Oh, let’s be honest, it’s not that much of a surprise, my TBR is huge.

The Lines:

I will die drowning; it has always been known. This was my first vision, long before I knew what it was, and I’ve had it so many time now that I know each instant by heart.

Intrigued?

The Book:

Half Sick of Shadows by Laura Sebastian

Everyone knows the legend. Of Arthur, destined to be a king. Of the beautiful Guinevere, who will betray him with his most loyal knight, Lancelot. Of the bitter sorceress, Morgana, who will turn against them all. But Elaine alone carries the burden of knowing what is to come–for Elaine of Shalott is cursed to see the future.

On the mystical isle of Avalon, Elaine runs free and learns of the ancient prophecies surrounding her and her friends–countless possibilities, almost all of them tragic.

When their future comes to claim them, Elaine, Guinevere, Lancelot, and Morgana accompany Arthur to take his throne in stifling Camelot, where magic is outlawed, the rules of society chain them, and enemies are everywhere. Yet the most dangerous threats may come from within their own circle.

As visions are fulfilled and an inevitable fate closes in, Elaine must decide how far she will go to change destiny–and what she is willing to sacrifice along the way.

So can we take a moment to appreciate that the author put trigger warnings (suicide and mental health) in the front of the book? She also went so far as to put helpline numbers in there in case you need it! More authors need to do that!

Where do you stand on trigger warnings on books?

A Romantic TBR: February 2022

We hello beautiful people! Today is an auspicious day! Today I announce my romance reads TBR!

I know, I’ve never been a big romance reader in the past, but I have enjoyed a few of the books that have come my way, and I want to continue doing so. So I picked a few books out that come highly recommended!

The Soulmate Equation by Christina Lauren

Single mom Jess Davis is a data and statistics wizard, but no amount of number crunching can convince her to step back into the dating world. After all, her father was never around, her hard-partying mother disappeared when she was six, and her ex decided he wasn’t “father material” before her daughter was even born. Jess holds her loved ones close but working constantly to stay afloat is hard…and lonely.

But then Jess hears about GeneticAlly, a buzzy new DNA-based matchmaking company that’s predicted to change dating forever. Finding a soulmate through DNA? The reliability of numbers:This Jess understands.

At least she thought she did, until her test shows an unheard-of 98 percent compatibility with another subject in the database: GeneticAlly’s founder, Dr. River Peña. This is one number she can’t wrap her head around, because she already knows Dr. Peña. The stuck-up, stubborn man is without a doubt not her soulmate. But GeneticAlly has a proposition: Get ‘to know him and we’ll pay you. Jess—who is barely making ends meet—is in no position to turn it down, despite her skepticism about the project and her dislike for River. As the pair are dragged from one event to the next as the “Diamond” pairing that could launch GeneticAlly’s valuation sky-high, Jess begins to realize that there might be more to the scientist—and the science behind a soulmate—than she thought.

I enjoyed In A Holidaze enough to give this writing duo a second chance. Naturally, I picked this one. Its concept amuses me.

The Love Hypothesis by Ali Hazelwood

As a third-year Ph.D. candidate, Olive Smith doesn’t believe in lasting romantic relationships–but her best friend does, and that’s what got her into this situation. Convincing Anh that Olive is dating and well on her way to a happily ever after was always going to take more than hand-wavy Jedi mind tricks: Scientists require proof. So, like any self-respecting biologist, Olive panics and kisses the first man she sees.

That man is none other than Adam Carlsen, a young hotshot professor–and well-known ass. Which is why Olive is positively floored when Stanford’s reigning lab tyrant agrees to keep her charade a secret and be her fake boyfriend. But when a big science conference goes haywire, putting Olive’s career on the Bunsen burner, Adam surprises her again with his unyielding support and even more unyielding…six-pack abs.

Suddenly their little experiment feels dangerously close to combustion. And Olive discovers that the only thing more complicated than a hypothesis on love is putting her own heart under the microscope.

Apparently this book started its life as a Reylo fanfic, so I was sold by that alone. Also, if you throw a rock you can hit someone on the internet who has read and loved this book. I hope it lives up to the hype.

Spolier Alert by Olivia Dade

Marcus Caster-Rupp has a secret. The world may know him as Aeneas, star of the biggest show on television, but fanfiction readers call him something else: Book!AeneasWouldNever. Marcus gets out his frustrations with the show through anonymous stories about the internet’s favorite couple, Aeneas and Lavinia. But if anyone discovered his online persona, he’d be finished in Hollywood.

April Whittier has secrets of her own. A hardcore Lavinia fan, she’s long hidden her fanfic and cosplay hobbies from her “real life”—but not anymore. When she dares to post her latest costume creation on Twitter, her plus-size take goes viral. And when Marcus asks her out to spite her internet critics, truth officially becomes stranger than fanfiction.

On their date, Marcus quickly realizes he wants more from April than a one-time publicity stunt. But when he discovers she’s Unapologetic Lavinia Stan, his closest fandom friend, he has one more huge secret to keep from her.

With love and Marcus’s career on the line, can the two of them stop hiding once and for all, or will a match made in fandom end up prematurely cancelled?

Another book that had all the internet hype. I’m hoping it lives up to it because fanfic and a plus-sized protagonist? Yes please.

People We Meet On Vacation by Emily Henry

Poppy and Alex. Alex and Poppy. They have nothing in common. She’s a wild child; he wears khakis. She has insatiable wanderlust; he prefers to stay home with a book. And somehow, ever since a fateful car share home from college many years ago, they are the very best of friends. For most of the year they live far apart—she’s in New York City, and he’s in their small hometown—but every summer, for a decade, they have taken one glorious week of vacation together.
 
Until two years ago, when they ruined everything. They haven’t spoken since.
 
Poppy has everything she should want, but she’s stuck in a rut. When someone asks when she was last truly happy, she knows, without a doubt, it was on that ill-fated, final trip with Alex. And so, she decides to convince her best friend to take one more vacation together—lay everything on the table, make it all right. Miraculously, he agrees.
 
Now she has a week to fix everything. If only she can get around the one big truth that has always stood quietly in the middle of their seemingly perfect relationship. What could possibly go wrong?

I picked this one up because a friend really seemed to like it. That seems to be the theme of this month’s read. Not romance. People told me it was good. That’s the theme.

Assorted In Death Books by J.D. Robb

So I’m not going to pick any particular books in the series to read, as that might get overwhelming and throw off my pace. I don’t want that. So I’m just going to read how many books I have time to get to! Go me for setting a boundary!

Well, that’s my TBR this month. I’m keeping it short in the hopes that I will make it to all of them. What does your TBR look like?

WWW Wednesday: February 9, 2022

It’s WWW Wednesday! It’s the day when we answer the three W’s: What are you currently reading? What did you recently finish reading? What do you think you’ll read next? It’s hosted by Sam at Taking on a World of Words but was previously hosted by MizB at A Daily Rhythm.

Well hello! And how are we doing today? After not having the spoons to deal with pretty much all of yesterday I am back and rearing to go. By the way, if you haven’t heard of spoon theory, check it out. It’s a great way for people with chronic illnesses to describe their health. I don’t have a chronic illness, but I am neurodivergent, and my mental health can take a toll on my physical health, so I do use spoon theory.

But today is all about the three W’s!

What are you currently reading?

Holiday in Death by J.D. Robb

I just started this today, so I’m only a few pages into it. It’s the story of Eve and Roarke’s first holiday together! Of course, there is also a murder, involving Santa of course, to solve. I forsee that I am going to love it, just like the rest of the series.

What did you recently finish reading?

Neon Gods by Katee Robert

A retelling of the Hades and Persephone myth with a dark and spicy twist. It was highly touted on the book side of TikTok (a very dangerous place!) and I thought I would give it a try. I was not disappointed, which surprised me.

Conspiracy in Death by J.D. Robb

The eighth book in the In Death series sees Eve pitted against a mysterious serial killer, and her job is on the line. From what I remember it will be a fun ride!

Spoiler Alert by Olivia Dade

Another book the internet made me buy. But honestly, how could I resist? A plus-sized protagonist and our main characters write fanfic. Yup, this book was meant for me.

Hmm, all my book covers seem to match this week. I did not do that on purpose, I swear.

Top 5 Tuesday: Top 5 Books That Have Been On My TBR Since Forever

Top 5 Tuesday was created by Shanah at Bionic Book Worm, and it is now hosted, at Meeghan reads. You can find the list of topics for January through March here!

You might be saying to yourself, “Self, Lauren usually does Top Ten Tuesday”. You would be right. I don’t have the spoons to deal with ten books today, so I choose to go over to Top 5 Tuesday and give that a try! I might switch between the two here and there because I had fun going through my bookshelves, not my TBR area (it’s not a cart anymore) to find the books I haven’t read yet.

The topic for today’s post is all about books that have been on your TBR for a long time. A very long time.

Posion by Sarah Pinborough

Coming in at 208 pages, this is by far the shortest book on my TBR list. I have no idea why I haven’t read this yet, but I just remember being completely intrigued by this retelling when it first came out seven years ago.

His Majesty’s Dragon by Naomi Novik

I had my eye on this series for years before I picked the first four books up at a used book store five years ago. I knew absolutely nothing about them, except that they had dragons on the covers. I have since learned they are about the Napoleanic Wars, but with dragons.

Night Film by Marisha Pessl

I picked this one up at the recommendation of a friend. I never did get around to reading it because thrillers aren’t my genre, but I’m going to try and get to this one this year!

Assassin’s Apprentice by Robin Hobb

I picked this up many, many years ago and I’m not quite sure why I never read it. But I have seen it all over the bookish corners of the internet recently. Kinda makes me want to pick it up. Apparently I am swayed by the internet!

Hyperion by Dan Simmons

This book series has been out for 30 years, and I’ve never read it! It’s been in my TBR for a long while now. I can’t believe I’ve never read it. I forgot I even had it!

Gotta love a a post that makes you go through your entire backlist and makes you feel shame! Not really. I’m sure I have a lot more books than this that have been on my TBR for a while than what is listed above, but yes, it is called Top 5 Tuesday, I must restrain myself.

Book Haul: January 2022

Well hello! Happy Monday! The ADHD is strong with me today. I found myself both clothes shopping, job hunting, and writing this post all at once! My brain is a strange place to be sometimes.

I also know that said brain failed when it came to my book buying slow down. I mean, I didn’t do terribly, but yeah, I bought some books.

Upon A Burning Throne by Ashok E. Banker

In a world where demigods and demons walk among mortals, the Emperor of the vast Burnt Empire has died, leaving a turbulent realm without an emperor. Two young princes, Adri and Shvate, are in line to rule, but birthright does not guarantee inheritance, for any successor must sit upon the legendary Burning Throne and pass The Test of Fire. Imbued with dark sorceries, the throne is a crucible—one that incinerates the unworthy.
 
Adri and Shvate pass The Test and are declared heirs to the empire . . . but there is another with a claim to power, another who also survives: a girl from an outlying kingdom. When this girl, whose father is the powerful demonlord Jarsun, is denied her claim by the interim leaders, Jarsun declares war, vowing to tear the Burnt Empire apart—leaving the young princes Adri and Shvate to rule a shattered realm embroiled in rebellion and chaos . . . 

This one had been sitting in my Amazon wishlist for a while, and when I saw it in the used book store for half its cost, I snatched it up!

Dark Matter by Blake Crouch

“Are you happy with your life?”
 
Those are the last words Jason Dessen hears before the masked abductor knocks him unconscious.
 
Before he awakens to find himself strapped to a gurney, surrounded by strangers in hazmat suits.
 
Before a man Jason’s never met smiles down at him and says, “Welcome back, my friend.” 
 
In this world he’s woken up to, Jason’s life is not the one he knows. His wife is not his wife. His son was never born. And Jason is not an ordinary college physics professor, but a celebrated genius who has achieved something remarkable. Something impossible.
 
Is it this world or the other that’s the dream? And even if the home he remembers is real, how can Jason possibly make it back to the family he loves? The answers lie in a journey more wondrous and horrifying than anything he could’ve imagined—one that will force him to confront the darkest parts of himself even as he battles a terrifying, seemingly unbeatable foe.

I’m not gonna lie, I had no idea what this book was about, I just saw that it was by Blake Crouch and grabbed it. Curse you used book store!

Sleeping Giants by Sylvain Neuvel

A girl named Rose is riding her new bike near her home in Deadwood, South Dakota, when she falls through the earth. She wakes up at the bottom of a square hole, its walls glowing with intricate carvings. But the firemen who come to save her peer down upon something even stranger: a little girl in the palm of a giant metal hand.

Seventeen years later, the mystery of the bizarre artifact remains unsolved—its origins, architects, and purpose unknown. Its carbon dating defies belief; military reports are redacted; theories are floated, then rejected.

But some can never stop searching for answers.

Rose Franklin is now a highly trained physicist leading a top secret team to crack the hand’s code. And along with her colleagues, she is being interviewed by a nameless interrogator whose power and purview are as enigmatic as the provenance of the relic. What’s clear is that Rose and her compatriots are on the edge of unraveling history’s most perplexing discovery—and figuring out what it portends for humanity. But once the pieces of the puzzle are in place, will the result prove to be an instrument of lasting peace or a weapon of mass destruction?

I’ve been wanting this book for a while, and every time I’d go to the used bookstore, the third one in the series was just staring at me. This time they had the first one! Naturally, I bought it.

Serpent & Dove by Shelby Mahurin

Two years ago, Louise le Blanc fled her coven and took shelter in the city of Cesarine, forsaking all magic and living off whatever she could steal. There, witches like Lou are hunted. They are feared. And they are burned.

As a huntsman of the Church, Reid Diggory has lived his life by one principle: Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live. But when Lou pulls a wicked stunt, the two are forced into an impossible situation—marriage.

Lou, unable to ignore her growing feelings, yet powerless to change what she is, must make a choice. And love makes fools of us all.

I’m not gonna lie, I’m not sure about this one. I’ve heard good things about this particular book, but when I look up the rest of the series, it doesn’t sound like the last two books go very well. Someone tell me that wrong and I won’t take it back!

Strange the Dreamer by Laini Taylor

The dream chooses the dreamer, not the other way around–and Lazlo Strange, war orphan, and junior librarian, has always feared that his dream chose poorly. Since he was just five years old, he’s been obsessed with the mythic lost city of Weep, but it would take someone bolder than he to cross half the world in search of it. Then a stunning opportunity presents itself, in the form of a hero called the Godslayer and a band of legendary warriors, and he has to seize his chance or lose his dream forever.

What happened in Weep two hundred years ago to cut it off from the rest of the world? And who is the blue-skinned goddess who appears in Lazlo’s dreams?

I’ve seen this one a few times around the interwebs and was excited to see it at the used book store. Don’t sleep on the used book stores!

The Starless Crown by James Rollins

A gifted student foretells an apocalypse. Her reward is a sentence of death.

Fleeing into the unknown she is drawn into a team of outcasts:

A broken soldier, who once again takes up the weapons he’s forbidden to wield and carves a trail back home.

A drunken prince, who steps out from his beloved brother’s shadow and claims a purpose of his own.

An imprisoned thief, who escapes the crushing dark and discovers a gleaming artifact – one that will ignite a power struggle across the globe.

On the run, hunted by enemies old and new, they must learn to trust each other in order to survive in a world evolved in strange, beautiful, and deadly ways, and uncover ancient secrets that hold the key to their salvation.

But with each passing moment, doom draws closer.

Yeah, I couldn’t help myself. I saw it in the store, and it is just so pretty! Also, I had store credit, so I paid nothing for it!

Love & Other Disasters by Anita Kelly

Recently divorced and on the verge of bankruptcy, Dahlia Woodson is ready to reinvent herself on the popular reality competition show Chef’s Special. Too bad the first memorable move she makes is falling flat on her face, sending fish tacos flying—not quite the fresh start she was hoping for. Still, she’s focused on winning, until she meets someone she might want a future with more than she needs the prize money. 

After announcing their pronouns on national television, London Parker has enough on their mind without worrying about the klutzy competitor stationed in front of them. They’re there to prove the trolls—including a fellow contestant and their dad—wrong, and falling in love was never part of the plan.

As London and Dahlia get closer, reality starts to fall away. Goodbye, guilt about divorce, anxiety about uncertain futures, and stress from transphobia. Hello, hilarious shenanigans on set, wedding crashing, and spontaneous dips into the Pacific. But as the finale draws near, Dahlia and London’s steamy relationship starts to feel the heat both in and outside the kitchen—and they must figure out if they have the right ingredients for a happily ever after.

A Book of the Month pick for January. I do believe it will also be on my TBR for this month.

People We Meet On Vacation by Emily Henry

Poppy and Alex. Alex and Poppy. They have nothing in common. She’s a wild child; he wears khakis. She has insatiable wanderlust; he prefers to stay home with a book. And somehow, ever since a fateful car share home from college many years ago, they are the very best of friends. For most of the year they live far apart—she’s in New York City, and he’s in their small hometown—but every summer, for a decade, they have taken one glorious week of vacation together.
 
Until two years ago, when they ruined everything. They haven’t spoken since.
 
Poppy has everything she should want, but she’s stuck in a rut. When someone asks when she was last truly happy, she knows, without a doubt, it was on that ill-fated, final trip with Alex. And so, she decides to convince her best friend to take one more vacation together—lay everything on the table, make it all right. Miraculously, he agrees.
 
Now she has a week to fix everything. If only she can get around the one big truth that has always stood quietly in the middle of their seemingly perfect relationship. What could possibly go wrong?

I had a friend that read this and really enjoyed it. Here’s hoping!

So yeah. Eight books. Could it have been worse? Absolutely. Could I have been better and bought fewer books? That’s an affirmative.

If you don’t know, one of the goals for the year is to buy fewer books. I am bound and determined to do better this month. I shall do better!